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The ANSWER to Saving the Airline Industry!!

June 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Good morning! Ok, if you are reading the blog today to glean some special insight into internet marketing, or learn how you can earn a full-time income with MyInternetBusiness, then I am afraid you are in for a disappointment. BUT, if you are in need of a good chuckle, then you’ve come to the right place!

A friend sent this to me, and I just had to share it.

HOW to SAVE the AIRLINE INDUSTRY

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ’special services’.

Terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Hope that brightened your morning!

Rob Hunter

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